2013 Comic responses submitted with registration

Some Great responses on our 2013 registration submission form

• Terry Giles

  Last year I shot a 95. My excuse was:
  “No excuse, had a few usual 7’s and 8’s”.
  This year I will shoot a 93. My excuse
  is: “I want to be lower than last year.”

• Jim Xenakis

  Last year I shot a zero. My excuse was:
  Wasn’t there
  This year I will shoot a hopefully well.
  My excuse is: “Because I am playing”

• James Kennedy

  Last year I shot a. My excuse was:
  “My 76 year old memory is unable to recall my score last year. “.
  This year I will shoot a 85. My excuse
  is: “For some reason, my memory is excellent for remembering all the
  bad golf shots I have hit during my 66 years of golf “

• Colin Land

  Last year I shot a 88. My excuse was:
  “Miller Lite”.
  This year I will shoot a 90. My excuse
  is: “Miller Lite”

• Randy Hockey

  Last year I shot a 100+. My excuse was:
  “Birds chirped during my backswing”.
  This year I will shoot a 92. My excuse
  is: “I’m a better skier than a golfer”

• Chris Hanthorn

  Last year I shot a 80. My excuse was:
  “No excuses”.
  This year I will shoot a 82. My excuse
  is: “I will blame it on my partners”

• Steve Trimboli

  Last year I shot a Shit. My excuse was:
  “I suck”.
  This year I will shoot a Shit. My excuse
  is: “I still suck”

• Patrick Scalera

  Last year I shot a 102. My excuse was:
  “none”.
  This year I will shoot a 100. My excuse
  is: “I’m getting better”

• Tom Knapp

  Last year I shot a Many. My excuse was:
  “I showed up”.
  This year I will shoot a more.
  My excuse is: “I’ll show up again”

• Keith Luther

  Last year I shot a ??. My excuse was:
  “I am not very good”.
  This year I will shoot a 86. My excuse
  is: “I still am not very good.”

• Mike Giffer

  Last year I shot a ??. My excuse was:
  “Old Age”.
  This year I will shoot a 103. My excuse
  is: “Old Age”

• Ryan Kappler

  Last year I shot a 95. My excuse was:
  “The sun was in my eyes”.
  This year I will shoot a 95. My excuse
  is: “Sunblock on my hands caused the grips to get slick.”

• Bob Powell

  Last year I shot a lot. My excuse was:
  “I blotted it out”.
  This year I will shoot a lot less. My
  excuse is: “It always rains when I play Pine Knob.”

• Bob Balten

  Last year I shot a 99. My excuse was:
  “hang over”.
  This year I will shoot a 91. My excuse
  is: “Too Windy.”

• Bill Potere

  Last year I shot a Duck. My excuse was:
  “???”.
  This year I will shoot a Goose. My excuse
  is: “???”

• Douglas A. Tull

  Last year I shot a an elephant in my pajamas.
  My excuse was: “how he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know”.
  This year I will shoot a 100. My excuse
  is: “I can’t win the sandbagger award so I might as well go for the chicaner
  (dreamer) award!”