Miscellaneous Golf Jokes

Courtesy of Douglas A. Tull ********************************************** A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a hybrid. […]

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2014 Comic responses submitted with registration

Some Great responses on our 2014 registration submission form Mike Giffer Last year I shot a 111. My excuse was: “I Suck”. This year I will shoot a 110. My excuse is: “I Suck” Bill McDevitt Nickname: Mickey D , Wild Bill, A..hole, it all depends. Last year I shot a ??. My excuse was: […]

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One Hole Behind

Submitted by Don Westphal. A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was […]

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Robot Golf Caddy

Submitted by Russ Murphy A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.” The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are […]