Some Great responses on our 2014 registration submission form
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Mike Giffer
Last year I shot a 111. My excuse was:
“I Suck”.
This year I will shoot a 110. My excuse
is: “I Suck” -
Bill McDevitt
Nickname: Mickey D , Wild Bill, A..hole, it all depends.
Last year I shot a ??. My excuse was:
Wasn’t able to play
This year I will shoot an 85.
My excuse is: “I am now an old fart” -
Joel Happel
Nickname: “Haps”
Last year I shot a 0. My excuse was:
“Did not attend”
This year I will shoot a 106.
My excuse is: “I suck at golf now” -
Steve Trimboli
Nickname: “Puckstopper”
Last year I shot a Shit. My excuse was:
“I golf twice a year”
This year I will shoot a Shit.
My excuse is: “I golf twice a year” -
Jim Morrison
Nickname: “Jimbo”
Last year I shot a 98. My excuse was:
“played with Steve Trimboli”
This year I will shoot a 90.
My excuse is: “please put me with Ray Murray and not Trimboli” -
Ray Murray
Nickname: “ProShop”
Last year I shot a 110. My excuse was:
“Missed a putt for a 109”
This year I will shoot an 88.
My excuse is: “Won’t count all the putts” -
Ron Hornack
Last year I shot a 0. My excuse was:
“Did not play. If I did, I might need a calculator.”
This year I will shoot an 85.
My excuse is: “It was my backswing. Or wind. Or sunshine. Too hot/cold.” -
Ryan Tull
Nickname: “Fluffy”
Last year I shot a 109. My excuse was:
“Not enough sleep”
This year I will shoot a 110.
My excuse is: “Not enough sleep” -
Tom Tull
Nickname: “TWaT”
Last year I shot a 93. My excuse was:
“Sun in my eyes”
This year I will shoot a 93.
My excuse is: “More sun in my eyes” -
Chris Hanthorn
Nickname: “The Roc”
Last year I shot a 76. My excuse was:
“Not enough beer”
This year I will shoot an 82.
My excuse is: “I am a year older with more beer…” -
Pat Scalera
Nickname: “Pipeline Pat”
Last year I shot a 98. My excuse was:
“I was bad”
This year I will shoot a 92.
My excuse is: “I’m still bad” -
Douglas Wadell
Last year I shot a 120. My excuse was:
“Only time I played all year.”
This year I will shoot a 120.
My excuse is: “Might be the first time I play this year.” -
Thomas J. Tull
Nickname: “T. Jay”
Last year I shot a 0. My excuse was:
“I Wasn’t able to sclaff (1. To strike the ground with a golf club before hitting the ball.) around because I wasn’t here.”
This year I will shoot an 87.
My excuse is: “I’ll get lucky.” -
Keith Luther
Nickname: “Luth”
Last year I shot a ?. My excuse was:
No response
This year I will shoot an 88.
My excuse is: “lack of athletic ability” -
Robert Baack
Nickname: “Bob”
Last year I shot a ?. My excuse was:
“first time playing”
This year I will shoot an 85.
My excuse is: “I was forced to play with Chris Tull.” -
Douglas A. Tull
Nickname: “Dudley”
Last year I shot a 110.
My excuse was: “Water, water, everywhere – plus lots of OB!”
This year I will shoot a 105. My excuse
is: “I always say 105 – I’d love, just once, to win a sandbagger award saying I’d shoot a 105. Would mean I shot really well. Howsomever, I have a hunch that this course will not be any kinder to me than Pine Knob was. Besides. I’m a host. I want to make my guests feel welcome!” -
robert balten
Nickname: “Bob”
Last year I shot a 102. My excuse was:
no response
This year I will shoot an 85.
My excuse is: “can’t handle new course” -
Elliott Walter
Nickname: “Steady Eddy”
Last year I shot a ?. My excuse was:
“I have a terrible memory, mid-80s I believe”
This year I will shoot an 85.
My excuse is: “It’s a safe prediction to not be too high or too low and get undesirable recognition for my poor estimation skills post round.” -
Terry Giles
Nickname: “none”
Last year I shot a 95. My excuse was:
“Not excuse”
This year I will shoot a 95.
My excuse is: “consistency” -
Bob Powell
Nickname: “Mr. 3 putt”
Last year I shot a Too much. My excuse was:
“The Sun got in my eyes”
This year I will shoot just enough.
My excuse is: “I will shot just enough doe to the lak of spel-chekk” -
Dale Dueweke
Nickname: “Dale”
Last year I shot a ?. My excuse was:
“You’ve got my crappy records”
This year I will shoot a ?.
My excuse is: “who knows, maybe sand bagger this year”