Submitted by Dennis Grimski. A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward […]

Submitted by Doug Tull. Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this your correct phone number? Staff: Golf course, may I help […]

Submitted by Ray Murray. Just Kidding A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his mobile, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises […]

Submitted by Bill Nadloneck and Mike Williams (Kip’s Cousin) Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled…Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I’ve Wandered […]

Submitted by Thomas J. Tull