Submitted by Dennis Grimski. A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward […]
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ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE
Submitted by Doug Tull. Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this your correct phone number? Staff: Golf course, may I help […]
GOLFER’S ARE SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE
Submitted by Ray Murray. Just Kidding A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his mobile, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises […]
Golf Poem
Submitted by Bill Nadloneck and Mike Williams (Kip’s Cousin) Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled…Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I’ve Wandered […]
Miscellaneous Thoughts During Your Swing
Submitted by Thomas J. Tull